$DEMENTIA
we forgot what we're doing anyway $DEMENTIA is live on Robinhood Chain paired with $LLY this is probably fine
meet the ostrich
an ostrich has the largest eyes of any land animal and barely enough memory to use them. he has a plan every morning. he has forgotten it by lunch.
so he wrote it on a note and stuck it to his head. the note says "?". this is the most organised he has ever been.
- day 1what is $DEMENTIA?
- day 30why is everyone calling me the founder?
- day 365why is my wallet connected to 14 telegrams?
the investment thesis
five steps. you will only remember three of them.
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buy
forty seconds on a robinhood chain dex. roughly one ostrich attention span.
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forget you bought
hardest step. close the app, delete the bookmark, stop refreshing.
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check wallet
months later. by accident. while looking for something else.
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wonder who did this
you did this. the $LLY in there is fees from everyone who traded after you.
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buy more
obviously. then return to step two.
quick memory check
the last four characters of the contract flash for two seconds. then pick the one you saw. there is no wrong answer — the ostrich has never passed this either.
the ecosystem is complete
$LLY makes drugs for people who forget things we made a coin for people who forget things the ecosystem is complete
eli lilly is the company behind medicine for early alzheimer's disease, the most common cause of dementia. so a token called $DEMENTIA pays its holders in tokenized LLY stock, right on robinhood chain.
every buy and sell pays a fee. that fee gets swapped into $LLY and sent to holders, sized to the bag. nothing to stake, nothing to claim, nothing to remember.
one side of the coin forgets. the other side pays. give it a flip.
tap the coin
transmissions
everything we have managed to write down so far.
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
we were supposed to launch on world alzheimer's day we just forgot when world alzheimer's day was so we launched today turns out it's september 21 september is also world alzheimer's month so technically we're early or late we forgot $DEMENTIA 🧠
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
everyone wanted a memecoin we wanted a neurological event built on robinhood chain $DEMENTIA
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
if you're reading this you're early if you already bought you're probably early if you forgot you bought you're exactly where you need to be
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
BREAKING: $DEMENTIA community has forgotten the price this is extremely bullish
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
we don't remember where we're going we don't remember where we've been but we know one thing: we're staying on robinhood chain $DEMENTIA 🧠
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DEMENTIA/LLY@DementiaRH
we are not doctors we are not financial advisors we are barely functioning adults do your own research or don't we forgot
we wrote it down
nailed to the fence so nobody has to remember it.
- name
- DEMENTIA/LLY
- ticker
- $DEMENTIA
- chain
- Robinhood Chain
- total supply
- 1,000,000,000
- trading fee
- 3% on buys and sells
- where it goes
- swapped to $LLY, sent to holders
- liquidity
- locked at launch
- roadmap
- we forgot
- contract
how to buy
four steps. then the hard part, which is doing nothing.
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1
get a wallet
one that supports robinhood chain. write the recovery phrase down somewhere an ostrich couldn't lose it.
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2
add funds
send the chain's gas token to your wallet address so you can pay for the swap.
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3
swap for $DEMENTIA
paste the contract into a robinhood chain dex. check it character by character. confirm.
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4
forget you did
close the tab. the $LLY shows up on its own. checking hourly does not make it arrive faster.
welcome to $DEMENTIA
you don't need a roadmap you need:
- conviction
- liquidity
- questionable judgment
- short-term memory loss